Option 1
The Geek Squad method
Say "IAM", pause for a dramatic tech freeze of exactly one second, then drop the "ONES" like it's hot.
IAM + RAMONES. The name.
Our name is a tribute to our common passions.
Why the Ramones
The Ramones are the primal American punk band. They re-invented rock and roll: shorter songs, simple lyrics, and a lot of fun.
In short, this is our ambition with identity-centric security.
How to pronounce it
Option 2
The Hipster Remix
Start with "I" (as in "I only use vintage tech"), take a one-second chill pill, then smoothly transition into "AMONES" like you're unveiling the latest underground gadget.
Option 3
The Comedy Club special
Go old-school Latin with it. "IAMONES" will come out sounding more like "Jamon-es", which, for those in the know, is Spanish for "the hams".